Miracle Jeans

Last week I wrote about my battle to buy miracle jeans.  Finally I successfully ordered these denim phenomenons.  They arrived in a heavenly glow and I freed them from their cardboard packaging with joy in my heart. 

BUT it seems they are a false sensation.  I pulled them on, zipped them up and yes they flattened my stomach partly by pushing down which could be uncomfortable over a whole day but they also created major muffin top!

I'm quite annoyed by this bit because I measured and got the size recommended.  Funnily the jeans don't feel tight, they are quite comfortable but there is a definite muffin ness and when  I sit down it is very obvious.  That aside the material is less denim and more Lycra, that to me says jeggings not jeans.  They also have quite a straight leg considering they were meant to be bootcut.  All in all not a miracle and certainly not worth 100 of my hard earned pounds!

The search for the perfect jeans continues.  But here to cheer me up is a muffin cat, enjoy!


The Blogger Formerly Known As said...

Oh, what a shame :(
The enigmatic, masked blogger

klahanie said...

Hi there,
I'm sure the 'perfect' pair of jeans is out there. Then again, I'm old enough to remember wearing flared jeans. What was I thinking? :-)
Our dog 'Penny', the Jack Russell, has looked at the photo of your cat. Penny say, 'arf, arf'
Have a peaceful and positive week.
With respect, Gary

#1Nana said...

So I finally resorted to the Urban dictionary to figure out what GSOH means. Girl Scout of Hell...right?

Just Plain Tired said...

I'm pretty sure the "perfect jeans" is an urban myth created to mess with the female mind, and stuff. ;)

French Bean & Coffee Bean said...

Can't you return them???

If they are not worth your money, get rid of them!

-Barb the French Bean

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